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(Source: pip-skueaque)
- Health Teacher: What's the best way to treat a UTI?
- Class: DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: That's not even cranberry juice, it's cranberry juice cocktail, it's all sugar
- Class:
- Class:
- Class:
- Me: I really wanna lose 3 pounds
- Class:
- Class:
- Class:
- Me: omg stop, you don't need to
- Class:
- Class:
- Class:
- Me: Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries
- me: omg i need to stop saying omg
never forget.
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(Source: fl-tsam)
every day i wish i were audrey hepburn.






